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“I Hire Illegals” Employer Thankful for e-Verify

02/27/2012

c/o The Eggplant

Jackson, Missippi–Factory owner Doug McCraken has never felt so good about himself. He says he used to suffer from peptic ulcers, Gastroesophageal reflux disease, and stress all because he worried law enforcement would eventually catch up with his penchant for hiring illegal Mexicans, Hondurans, Chinese and the occasional boat person for his unsafe and over-crowded Lexington, Mississippi mousetrap assembly line.

“Now, thanks to e-Verify,” McCraken says, “I’m in perfect health.  Those ulcers have healed.  My GRD is in remission, and I don’t worry about a thing.”

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